The story that explains everything
One number on this board is a 1. It is the lowest score anywhere in our dataset, it is not a criticism, and for a large share of the people reading this page it ends the comparison before the other six rows get a vote.
The lowest score we have ever published — and nobody at Virgin is embarrassed by it
The Lady Class scores a 1 for families, because the Lady Ships are adults only at 18 and over, fleet-wide, with no children anywhere aboard. Against the Prima Class at 7 that is a six-point gap — the widest on any board in this series, and the only one we hold that runs to six. Read it as a boundary, not a shortfall. Virgin was never trying to score higher: the rule is the product. No buffet, no formal night, no cover charge at any restaurant, and no one under eighteen — those four sentences arrive together, and the 1 is what the other three cost.
Then look at the remaining six rows, because they do not read the way the total reads. Virgin takes entertainment by a point and couples by a point, then calm by two and value by two. Norwegian answers with luxury, by one. Dining comes out level at nine apiece, and it is the only tied row on this board. Add those six rows up and the adults-only class is five points clear. Here is the arithmetic that makes the point cleanly: Norwegian wins the straight total by a single point, but take the family row out of both columns and the Lady Class finishes ahead, 47 to 42. The family row is not merely the margin. It is more than the margin.
So this is not really a comparison of two ships. It is one question about who is coming with you, and then a fight the adults-only ship quietly wins. If anyone in your party is under eighteen, the board is already settled and the other six rows are decoration — no amount of dining and calm converts a ship that cannot sell you a cabin. If nobody is, the six rows that are left add up in one direction, and it is not the direction the winning total points in. Answer the first question. Then the page starts.
